miPhonemusic

WEEK 31

This week’s apps for “drive think drink think” (January 18 - 24):

- SoundPrism

- BeatMaker

- Beatwave

Random thoughts that I’ve thought while driving drunk and thinking drunk. Thank you mother for your well-spoken narrative touches.

WEEK 30

This week’s apps for “what made milwaukee famous” (January 11 - 17):

- SoundPrism

- BeatMaker

I’ve had multiple weekends in milwaukee where the laughter never stops, people toss around compliments like a hot potato, drinks are bottomless, and humbleness is viral. This is a tribute to all the wonderful stallions and mares of milwaukee. Thank you to Mr. Goshua Evert, of The Fatty Acids, for supplying his lovely singing voice along with beatz and production work. There are a myriad of hot-item milwaukee horses not mentioned in this track - this is why the next time I return to the land a part two will need to be made. Also Goshua, thx for dancing with my niece.

WEEK 29

This week’s apps for “happy new year tear” (January 1 - 10):

- VirtualGuitar

- iGayageum

- MusicStudio

- Virtuoso

- Voice Memos

- Soundrop

Ringing in the new year with snowfall and conversations good and bad.

WEEK 28

This week’s apps for “vanessa’s not blue anymore” (November 23 - 30):

- BeatMaker

- Gayageum

- AirHarp

- Virtuoso

- h.fbk

- Soundrop

- Steel Guitar

- Voice Memos

A song about a road trip with Catalog Lein from Brooklyn, NY to Lodi, Wisconsin freshly after Vanessa’s remission.

WEEK 27

This week’s apps for “voyeur cube” (November 16 - 22):

- TweakyBeat

- NLogSynth

- Gayageum

- OtoBlock

- Voice Memos

Music about the incredible art of voyeurism. Catalog Lein sang the second part of the chorus.

WEEK 26

This week’s apps for “orange hollow dead head” (November 9 - 15):

- Twang

- BeatMaker

- NLogSynth

- CelestaFR

- Beatwave

All the millions of pumpkins slayed, yet so many of them hold such happy expressions.

WEEK 25

This week’s apps for “wild box & sprinkler wink” (November 1 - 8):

- TweakyBeat

- DJ SoundBank

Wild Box: He is notorious for slapping people when he first meets them, encourages anything and everything bad, drinks a mixture of eggs and onions for breakfast, thinks that he’s awake when he’s dreaming, and tips over a street vendor’s cart after purchasing a hot dog. WB is 6’0” and huskier than stallion.

Sprinkler Wink: He was on the cover of time magazine for being the most emotional man in 2010. When he ejaculates tears cum out, when he sweats tears cum out, when he eats tears cum out. He is known for shooting tears from his eye with the same force and circular motion as a sprinkler when he winks. SW is 6’3” and looks like a deer.

WEEK 24

This week’s apps for “dissolving my trajectory” (August 17 - 30):

- DigiTaa

- iOrgel

- h.fbk

- CelestaFR

- Bloom

Stories about a friend’s DMT experiences.

WEEK 23

This week’s apps for “the bipolar governor” (August 10 - 16):

- TweakyBeat

- PanDrumLite

- Shiny Drum

- CelestaFR

- Voice Memos

Short blips of fun in life on another island. Pictures courtesy Catalog.

WEEK 22

This week’s apps for “grandma’s prophecy for bobby” (August 3 - 9):

- Beatwave

- iGayageum

- CelestaFR

- TuneMaker

- Voice Memos

Experienced Coney Island for the first time ever with Catalog and Chipz over the weekend. Met a cotton-ball dog named Bobby, went on the Wonder Wheel, had fried foods from Nathan’s, and spent a quarter to get grandma’s prophecy.

WEEK 21

This week’s apps for “the writer’s right to write” (July 27 - August 2):

- Twang

- BeatMaker

- PanDrumLite

- Whale Whistle

- I Am T-Pain

Jumbled sounds about quitting art.

WEEK 20

This week’s apps for “wildboyz defeat water slide” (July 20 - 26):

- Type n Talk

- Melodica

- h.fbk

- iSequenceLE

- Ototsumugi

- MusicStudio

- synthPond Lite

Went to “splish splash” on long island with the wildboyz over the weekend. The wildboyz’s spokesrobot is difficult to understand, so I’ve typed out the words below…

ah so geez um in other news I heard the wildboyz went to meet “cliff diver” over the weekend, is that true?
ah huh, yes, it sure is
so come on, give it up.  what was it like? did you have any fears, any doubts?
tell me all about it.
doubts, fears, well they both appeared.
shirts in trees
slip at top
wooden structure
falls apart
breeze blows branch
quarter causes ramp
rash on boy
in line or on line
is contagious
gosh, it sounds like the wildboyz went through a sure heck of a lot. is there anything else, or was that ah pretty much it?
diarrhea stream trails the takeoff

WEEK 19

This week’s apps for “the rude cat vs. the ambient puppy” (July 13 - 19):

- BeatMaker

- NLogSynth

- Melodica

Romeo is a curmudgeon of a cat who thinks he owns state street in brooklyn. He’s jaded and has no respect for anyone after he rubs his scent on them. He holds dear to memories and refuses to make new ones. The ambient puppy is a quiet and humble pup satisfied with observing the smallest details on the street. He appreciates a treat now and again, will wag his tail when he sees you, and loves to loiter under shady trees. He’s ignorant in a smart way and always smiles.

Even though we would all lose if we were the ambient pup we should strive to be like him.

WEEK 18

This week’s apps for “wisconsin dancers” (July 6 - 12):

- BeatMaker

- Bebot

- Twang

I ran into a multitude of people from wisconsin of whom I haven’t seen in several months. I had a long chat with one of these wisconsin friends about his recent DMT experience, technology, and collective consciousness. He is in an incredible band called the “intelligent dancers,” of which inspired the title. There’s a heavy static part in here that was a happy accident.

WEEK 17

This week’s apps for “focus: music for writing fakes” (June 29 - July 5):

- NLogSynth

- BeatMaker

- Bebot

- Voice Memos

The opening airy sound is a singing bowl I captured one of my favorite customers at RBC playing. Also, focus on never-ending puns that spiral on forever.